{"product_id":"joy-fuzzy-knee-high-socks-1","title":"Joy | Fuzzy Knee-High Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e♥ Please kindly note that these are not compression socks. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e ♥\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHi!!! I’M JOY!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSorry. Was that loud? I’m just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ereally excited to be here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m pink. I’m green. I’m striped. I’m furry. I come all the way up to your knees because apparently stopping at the ankle would have required a level of restraint that nobody involved in my creation possessed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI was made for Christmas, obviously, but not the quiet, tasteful kind of Christmas where everything is beige and somebody has tied a sprig of rosemary to a linen napkin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am Christmas with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003evolume\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI am tinsel caught in your hair. I am three different desserts on one plate. I am wrapping paper absolutely everywhere. I am somebody yelling, “WAIT, DON’T OPEN THAT ONE YET,” from across the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd I am \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003efuzzy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelightfully, unnecessarily fuzzy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy alternating dark and light pink stripes are finished with a bright green heel, toe, and cuff, because subtlety had its chance and we declined.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePull me on when the weather gets cold, when the tree goes up, when somebody puts Mariah Carey on before Thanksgiving, or anytime your legs look like they could use significantly more holiday nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you’ll fall in love with Joy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💗 Soft, furry construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💚 Knee-high fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💗 Dark and light pink stripes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💚 Green heel, toe, and cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💗 Approximately 73% more festive than necessary\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💚 Absolutely no interest in being tasteful\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJOY TO THE WORLD. I HAVE LEGS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ruby","offers":[{"title":"Small (women's size 4-7.5)","offer_id":67582519476398,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (women's size 8-11)","offer_id":67582519509166,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6540\/6638\/files\/joy_fuzzy_christmas_socks.jpg?v=1791128588","url":"https:\/\/www.rubysocks.com\/products\/joy-fuzzy-knee-high-socks-1","provider":"Ruby","version":"1.0","type":"link"}